Crazy Laws of the British

[Harry]

Crazy Laws of the British: It is
forbidden to die in the Palace of Westminster. If this does occur, the body must be removed from the building before the death certificate is issued.

It is forbidden to ride while drunk. Both on horses and cows.

Since 1279, members of Parliament have been forbidden to appear in armor.

The Outer Space Act of 1986 prohibits any British citizen from catapulting anything into space without official permission. The legislation also allows judges to order force to ward off an extra-terrestrial invasion.

According to the Town Police Clauses Act of 1872, it is forbidden to spread laundry on the street.

According to the Town Police Clauses Act of 1872, it is forbidden to turn out carpets.

It is forbidden to sing lewd songs. ("Town Police Clauses Act" of 1872)

It is also forbidden to call the fire department without reason. ("Town Police Clauses Act" of 1872)

Setting fires in the garden is prohibited. ("Town Police Clauses Act" of 1872)

According to the Town Police Clauses Act of 1872, flying kites is prohibited.

Walking on ice is prohibited. ("Town Police Clauses Act" of 1872)

It is forbidden to constantly ring other people's doorbells. ("Town Police Clauses Act" of 1872)

Also not allowed: turn off public lamps. ("Town Police Clauses Act" of 1872)