The good Lord wants 3 mafiosi to come to him take them to heaven because they weren't good.

[Harry]

The good Lord wants 3 mafiosi to come to him
take them to heaven because they weren't good.
God to the first: “What have you done?”
Answer: "I killed a person!"
God: "How is your German?"
Mafia: "Good!"
God: “How many letters are in the ABC?”
Mafia: "26!"
God: “Right!”
God to the second: “What have you done?”
Mafia: "I blew up a bus!"
God: “How is your German?”
Mafia: "Also good!"
God: “How many letters are in the ABC?”
Mafia: "26!" God: “Great, come in!”
God to the third Mafiosi: “And what did you do?”
Mafia: "I blew up a store!"
God: "And how about your German?"
Mafia: “Also great!”
God: “How many letters are in the ABC?”
Mafia: "24!"
God: “Why only 24?”
Mafia: "C & A no longer exists, I blew it away!"