Harry Posted April 10 Share Posted April 10 The good Lord wants 3 mafiosi to come to him take them to heaven because they weren't good. God to the first: “What have you done?” Answer: "I killed a person!" God: "How is your German?" Mafia: "Good!" God: “How many letters are in the ABC?” Mafia: "26!" God: “Right!” God to the second: “What have you done?” Mafia: "I blew up a bus!" God: “How is your German?” Mafia: "Also good!" God: “How many letters are in the ABC?” Mafia: "26!" God: “Great, come in!” God to the third Mafiosi: “And what did you do?” Mafia: "I blew up a store!" God: "And how about your German?" Mafia: “Also great!” God: “How many letters are in the ABC?” Mafia: "24!" God: “Why only 24?” Mafia: "C & A no longer exists, I blew it away!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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